"I knew exactly what kind of club we should start because I have always wanted to be a criminal mastermind."

Anica Mrose Rissi is best known as the president and founder of the Arantha Club, the Lefty Club, the We Hate New Kids on the Block Club, the Cheese of the Day Club, and the Fun Adventures in the Woods Club. Prior to these successes, she was the founder and only member of the Friends Club. 

But there's one club Anica started that was so top secret, and so far underground, that she never, ever talked about it...until now.

Story told live onstage at The Gnat V: Underground in New York City in October 2012.

Listen to the tale: 

(Warning: Contains explicit content. This story is for grownups.)